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review courtesy of thepornreviews.com
Each week I will review a film - but not your typical movie review! I will give you MY reasons for picking it, MY reasons for judgment and MY reasons for liking/disliking it. I will pull no punches and tell you how it truly is. Unlike other news media, I don't work for the studios so I have no vested interest in kissing their ass!
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Review: Recently legal twats are a precious commodity indeed. Coveted by all, budding boxes are praised by the lowliest of the low and honoured by the transcendental exulted. But be warned, these ultimate pleasure dens are as perishable as they as are cock-gripping. Along comes a cunt busting Über-Schlong, a dick of mighty girth and unfathomable length, and what was once taut and seizing henceforth is lousy-goosy, a messy pitfall of ruined drapes. This awful truth is the reason and impetuous to get there first, be on the scene before some bad Mofo ruins her for the rest of us. Naturally, this is no easy task with freshly released pussy being the most triumphant matter in the universe. So there you have it, lots of competition from all camps. In one corner you have your big swinging dicks, cocked and ready, slicked and/or parched for badass hymen busting, and in another corner you have labia lusting lesbians, fists greased, their oversized toys stacked beside them like waxen cordwood. Sorry fellas, the ladies take this round. Milf Eye for Teen Pie 2 features the sweetest girlie poon decimated by fingerbanging soccer moms and predatory 40 something sluts. With smokin' talent, young and old, this DVD is a Sapphic wonderland of womb wrangling and gash gluttony& Woot!
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Scene 1:
Brunettes, gotta love them; so mysterious, so down-to-business, and in this case, so hungry for a full serving of hearty clam-helper. Things start of playful, kissing, cooing, looks and the like. Soon out comes the glass dildo, which takes center stage for the rest of the scene.
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Scene 2:
Blonde banging: the universal sign of peace. Tiffany loves a good twat lapping, who wouldn't, with a keyhole pussy like hers it must feel like a million velveteen bucks.
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Scene 3:
Alexa is one of the hottest coozes you're likely to come across, or cum across it you're sitting close enough to your monitor. Insert standard seduction here. So the setup is a bust, who cares, this beauty takes a finger like champ.
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Scene 4:
Double-ended-dildo time! I love this tool of mutual gratification. Share the love is what I say, get both of those holes worked up to a frenzied froth. Alexa is hot, but Trisha is out of this world, by far my favourite babe in the bunch.
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Scene 5:
Sometimes when you talk to strangers, they end up fucking-the-shit-out-of-you. If you're lucky, it's Mindy doing the fucking. In this anchor scene Mindy holds her own as a bona fide box basher. Well done, you little devil you.
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OverallTop shelf talent, stellar sex. Personally, I would have liked to have seen more ass-play, but hey, that's just my deal. Milf Eye for Teen Pie 2 delivers. Hot moms get it on with their horny, younger counterparts. I like. That being said, I felt that the age gap wasn't sufficiently large enough in most of the couplings. But again, that could be all me (I like my Milfs mature and my teens barely).
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