Rich, Old, Gross… Super Pimps?
Source: tmz.com

There's no denying it, money is a powerful aphrodisiac--perhaps the ultimate aphrodisiac and thus, rich, old, gross Ballers generally slam mad pussy if they so choose. Case in point, Larry Flynt and Huge Hefner.

These two porn magnates are notorious lady's men. I suppose it comes with the territory. But who's the most pimpin? Popular belief overwhelmingly sides with the Hef.

Hell, everyone knows that Hef is the man. It's his decades of clever marketing; brand yourself the principle of cool and everything you touch turns to sexy. Multiple girlfriends, a lavish mansion, an empire, and above all else, 24/7 easy access, it all adds up uber alpha dog.

Very Pimpin!

Now let's look at Larry Flynt. He's an interesting character but in a very different way. He's the archetypical badass, the Rebel Alliance, fucking ass and taking numbers. Bold, gritty, and loud, dude is a conqueror and screwing the prisoners.

So who's bagged more babes? According to Larry, he has. He said so last week. His exact words were: "I've had more women than Hefner!:" Is this just over compensation or merely a fact clearly stated?

Personally, I think the signs point to Flynt despite his obvious handicap. Just look at the man's work. When you cut to the chase every-damn-time, you're gonna rack up some big numbers. But that's just my two cents.

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Octomom, the Plot Thickens
Source: news.sawf.org


The pressure is back on Octomom, Nadya Suleman. Porn deals keep coming her way. Just a few days ago she fired her nannies and bang, Vivid Entertainment is there offering not only replacements, but pornstar replacements.

And that is just the tip of the iceberg. If Nadya agrees to appear semi nude in one of Vivid's upcoming XXX films, she'll get a million bucks, free health insurance for one year, and a fucking bus to troll her ginormious family around town in.

All of that, the woman won't even get plowed!

Am I the only one that sees this as a no-brainer?

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More Women Needing Cash Go from Jobless to Topless: The Peasants Rejoice!
Source: techradar.com

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Tough times make for touch decisions, and in this case, sexy decisions. It would seem that in the current economic crisis more and more smokin' chicks are turning to their natural attributes to make an extra buck.

Apparently, there's a historic precedent for this sort of thing.

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