Busting Nuts Battles Hay Fever
Source: newscientist.com
According to Sina Zarrintan, a neurologist from the Tabriz Medical University in Iran a well-timed ejaculation can clear the sinuses.
"The logic behind the proposal is based on the fact that the nose and the genitals are both connected to the same part of the nervous system that controls certain reflexes - the sympathetic nervous system," reported David Robson of the New Scientist.
"A blocked nose is caused by swollen and inflamed nasal blood vessels, irritated by an infection or pollen in the air. But during ejaculation, the sympathetic nervous system constricts blood vessels across the body. That should soothe the swollen nasal blood vessels, freeing the airway for normal breathing, according to Zarrintan."
So the next time you're feeling congested, whip out that cock of yours and blow out some dick snot into a tissue, the watchful Starbucks'; baristas be damned. Your nose will thank you.
Troubles with the Wife? Spank Her, Get Spanked
Source: newscientist.com
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According to a study done by Northern Illinois University in DeKalb, couples who participate in sadomasochistic activities have less measurable stress in their relationships.
These findings were made by monitoring various hormones before, during, and after S & M sex.
What does this mean to you and me?
Well, if your wife starts giving you a hard time for being an ass, pull down your pants, bend over her knee, and give her a big wooden stir spoon. Tell her it'll do the both of your some good.
Tell her it's a stress reliever. But most importantly, tell her the spoon is for spanking, not sticking.
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