Guaranteed laughs!

1. A young couple on the brink of divorce visits a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife what the problem is, and she responds that her husband suffers from premature ejaculation. The counselor turns to the husband and inquires, “Is that true?” The husband then replies, “Well not exactly. It’s her that suffers, not me.”

2. A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject and so they came up with the term “doing the laundry” instead of “having sex.” This made them both more comfortable with the whole concept.
The first night of their honeymoon, they “did the laundry” five times. In the middle of the night the husband woke his wife and asked if they could “do the laundry” again. She told him that she was too tired, and asked if he could wait until the morning.
A few hours later, the wife woke feeling guilty. Her husband’s request was not unreasonable, and she told him they should go ahead and “do the laundry” again. Sheepishly he replied, “It’s ok honey, it was a small load, and I did it by hand.”