8 Day Boner: Not As Cool As You'd Think
Source: news24.com

A Peruvian farmer sporting an 8-day-long stiffy had to go under the knife after showing up at a hospital in the northern city of Sullana complaining about his hard-up situation.

"The patient arrived at the hospital in great pain because of the erection," said surgeon Nelson Carrasco when asked about the patient. He also added that the 53-year-old had not taken a sexual stimulant or alcohol.

Apparently Senor Despertado, whose identity was withheld, suffers from priapism, "a persistent erection of the penis often due to a blood clot in the erectile tissue."

The surgery was a successful one and returned his hombrecito to a downright relaxed position.

Dr. Carrasco also commented that his team was still"looking for the cause of the priapism because if [they] don't find a solution it could reappear again."

This begs the question, am I the only one who sees this as the next hot reality television show; something akin to the Bachelor, but with more painfully permanent erections.

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Clothed Man Kills Orgy Buzz, Naked Riot Ensues
Source: ananova.com


This is clearly a when-in-Rome situation gone terribly awry. Am I wrong or is the following common fucking sense: you find yourself in a room filled with naked people, you follow suit--with your birthday suit.

A Brisbane man didn't think so, inciting a mini-riot at an Australian nudist/sex resort for failing to bare his balls and the rest of it

Tony Fox, the owner of the White Cockatoo resort where the incident took place, commented that the unrest erupted when four naked female guests were confronted by a fully clothed man.

"They felt uncomfortable with him eyeing them up and I asked him to show some respect and take his clothes off," Fox said. "He then threatened to bash me, there was some argy-bargy and I ordered him off the premises and police were called."

This just goes to show do-as-the-Romans-do should keep you out of prison, and perchance get you laid.

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The New Star Trek: Bringing Sexy Green Bitches Back!
Source: cinematical.com

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The Star Trek movie franchise is finally getting its much needed makeover. The new film, which is set to be released in May, takes us back to the original characters as they make their way through Starfleet Academy. Sounds lame, think again. With director J.J. Abrams (Lost, Alias) at the helm, backed with a mega stupid budget, there's a lot of excitement around the new flick and for good reason.

Just take a look at the new reincarnation of the sexy green babe, played by sexy human babe Diora Baird. DAMN! I'd hit that like a caveman (from the future?). Sure, she's a slave girl from Orion, but look at those emerald guns. Exploratory penis: 1, Morals: 0.

Don't deny it, you'd do it to.

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