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Sex-Doll Threesome Man Gets Off
Source: msnbc.com

Consequently creating the best headline, ever!

George Bartusek, the dude that got caught fucking two blow-up sex dolls in a grocery store parking lot in Florida, won't be going to the clink, a court has ruled. He's getting off with six month probation for his faux public threesome.

"As I walked by I saw this guy with two blow-up dolls, kissing them and bouncing them and trying to get people's attention," a female witness told a local reporter after the incident.

"It's just crazy, you know, and I'm with my daughter and she couldn't believe what we were seeing," added another obviously female witness.

Mr. Bartusek was charged with breach of peace and trespassing, and was facing a year in jail for his overdeveloped sense of humour. No doubt, he's very happy with getting away with just a slap on the wrist. The details regarding which one of his wrists were slapped, if it was his cranking wrist or the understudy, has not been released.



No More Naked Blondes
Source: ananova.com


Swiss Voters Ban Naked Hiking, Rashly.

Voters in the Swiss Alps have banned naked hiking after dozens of German nudists started rambling through their picturesque region with their dirty parts flapping sexily about in the clean mountain air.

The citizens of Appelzell Inner Rhodes passed the law; it will impose a stiff $250 fine to those caught without wearing their lederhosen.

The ban was proposed after the locals started encountering walkers wearing nothing but hiking boots and socks.

"The reactions of the population have shown that such appearances over a large area are perceived as thoroughly disturbing and irritating," the local government said in a statement.

A German nudist website retorted by describing the activity as "a special experience of nature, free and healthy." It continued to comment that "walking in the Alps was an ancient pastime."

Whatever the case may be, I'm sure the sight of a buck naked blonde bombshell will be missed greatly by some. (This is what happens when men forget to vote)

Feminist Porn Awards a Success
Source: xbiz.com

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Noticeable lack of double-anal category

Good For Her, a Toronto adult boutique retailer, presented its 4th Feminist Porn Awards on April 24th with great cheer. 12 awards were granted. The following is a list of categories NOT included in this year’s event:

Best Double-Anal Scene
Best Double-Anal Movie
Best Double-Anal Production Company
Best Double-Anal Startlet
Best Double-Anal Lifetime Achievement Award
Best Deep Throat Scene
Best Bukakke Scene Best Hentai Anything


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