"Undo my Penis Enlargement," says living example of that old saying
Source: mosnews.com
Be careful of what you wish for.
A few months ago, a Russian man, identified only as Konstantin F., entered a plastic surgery clinic in Moscow bewailing his perceived fate as a small-penised-man; I guess a hard 6 inches simply didn't fit his lifestyle, and he'd be damned if he's go another day any less than tremendous.
Konstantin demanded that the doctors add an extra two-thirds to his penis, bringing his manhood up to an
awe-inspiring 10 inches of rock and roll. The staff of the clinic tried to reason with the fella, telling him that he really didn't need all the horsepower. But buddy would not be dissuaded; he had his heart set on a King Kong Cock, and a King Kong Cock he would get.
With their objections in the books, the learned doctors finally said "what the hell," and went to work. Konstantin went under the knife and when he awoke he was happy to find that his average pecker was transformed into a Franken-Schlong. Great Success!
One month later, Konstantin came back to the clinic, this time demanding a penis reduction.
Apparently his juggernaut of a dick terrified each and every lady who had the misfortunate of beholding its awesome unfurledness.
"He said no woman wants to be with him anymore," Life.ru quoted one of the doctors as saying. ";He came here several times, begged us for new surgery, and swore he would never be so stupid again."
Poor Konstantin. He'll have to wait six to eight months before the reduction surgery can be safely performed.
"If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial," another doctor was quoted as saying.
Bigger brains... Interesting... It seems to me that the fix to this problem would be deeper vaginas?
Banging the Secretary: Unprofessional, Tacky… Penis Severing
Source: thestar.com
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This story is not about a Lorena Bobbitt copycat; this particular trimming-of-the-hedges was purely accidental.
Here's the rundown:
A man in China was getting head from his secretary in his parked car. Everything was good; it was as good as a lunch break could get. Suddenly the vehicle was hit by a reversing van.
OH OH!
The impact of crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite down hard... really hard.
Good bye, penis.
The moral of this story:
Getting head from your secretary is cool 99.999999 percent of the time, but that other .000001 percent of the time can be a real bitch.
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