Miss California Offered a Million Bucks for Guess What?
Source: xbiz.com
First Vivid offered a million buck to the Octomom, Nadya Suleman, to bare all on screen; then Kick Ass Films offered Susan Boyle,
the hideous British singing sensation, a million greenbacks to have her rotten cherry popped, porno style; now Vivid is back again, this time after Carrie Prejean, a.k.a. Miss California, mere days after her semi-nude photos became public.
Apparently,
a million bucks is the going rate for pop culture anomalies to have their orifices ploughed for the public's viewing pleasure.
Obviously, the above indecent proposals are just publicity stunts. No one really expect one of these women to take the deal. But wouldn't it be simply fucking great if one of them went for it?
Could you imagine Susan Boyle belting out Amazing Grace while some dude fucks her asshole with a baseball bat? It would be the exact moment in history our society hit cultural bedrock. It would also be awesome! I believe it's time to up the ante.
Penny Flame, Say It Isn't So!
Source: avn.com
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The first time I saw
Penny Flame in action I immediate thought of the movie American Pie and the girl who put her flute up her pussy at band camp. Penny Flame and Alyson Hannigan: there's a major resemblance. It's hot.
Of course, from that moment I became an instant Flame fan and starting jerking my way through the 400+ of her titles. I was in lust, this brunette firecracker fucked hard, dirty, and nasty like it was nobody's business. And that mouth of hers - holy shit - could it talk some smut.
So today I mourn. Today I found out that Penny Flame is finished with the porn business to "reconnect with her former self: Jennie Ketchum." Fair enough. She will be featured in the upcoming VH1 series ";
Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew." Prime time just got that much more masturbatory.
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