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Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A: They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
Q: You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?
A: Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!.
Q: Why does a bride smile when she's walking down the aisle?
A: She knows she's given her last blow job
Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
A: Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there
Q: What is the definition of "making love?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
Q: What's the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back?
A: A police horse.
Q: How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A: They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
Q: How do you fuck a fat chick?
A: Roll her in flour and find the wet spot
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A: They already have boyfriends.
Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q: Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
A: Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A: A private tutor.
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