Sex Theme Park Ploughed
Source: ananova.com
"Let's build a Disney World, but one based on sex. And let's put this grand monument to fuck in one of the most oppressive countries on the planet... Challenges are good for the soul."
Something like this must have been said when Love Land, a coitus focused theme park, was originally conceived. I can only imagine what the friends and family of those behind this project must have said to their ambitious kin.
"Are you fucking crazy!"
"You want to build a what in
China?!"
"This is a joke, right."
"We could be arrested even for talking about this shit."
Somehow, Love Land actually got built... mostly. The park was set to open in October in the southwestern city of Chongquing, but was recently bulldozed by orders of the Chinese government.
Before the park was ploughed under they had thus far built several over-sized statues of naked genitalia and numerous pavilions where sex workshops would have been taught.
One city propaganda official said: "The investigation determined the park's content was vulgar and that it was neither healthy nor educational. It had an evil influence on society and had to be torn down immediately."
Communism, 1:
Over-sized Genitalia, 0
Couple have Royal Screw on Royal Lawn
Source: ananova.com
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We've all been there: walking with the misses, drunk, in public... horny as hell. No time to make it home or even to a washroom stall. Nope, this session is going down right here and now.
If you're lucky, it happens in a place with some privacy. This, however, was not the case for the happy couple visiting
Windsor Castle. They had an angry itch; they scratched in on the
Queen's front lawn. And the old lady was home (unfortunately though, she missed the spectacle).
Needless to say, a huge crowd gathered around the 30 something pair. Witness Mark Robinson, 44, said: "The couple did not care who was looking and just kept going as if they were in their own bedroom. They even ignored the Please Keep Off The Grass signs."
20 minutes later, they two were pried apart by armed Royal Protection Squad officers and thrown in the drunk tank for the night to sleep of their glorious daring.
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