Description: Susan (Erica Boyer) has the world on a string - and by the time she finds herself featured in Dick and Harry's (Tom Byron, Joey Silvera) personal ad she has the Esquire family jewels in the palm of her hand and poor Tom (John Leslie) is fit to be tied, left by is lonesome to face the music and the blonde bombshell (Michael Phillips) who is looking for the missing links. Unaware she has filched a fabulous fortune, that light-hearted, light-fingered lady goes in search of her classified Casanovas while across town, Rochelle (Patti Petite) reads Susan's sensual summons, decides stick-in-the-mud husband, Garth, (Ron Jeremy) is strictly a snore and makes s bee-line for the place of assignation to discover just what Susan is getting that she's never got.