Where do these bitches get off calling themselves desperate? From what we can tell, dudes are lining up around the block in the hopes that they might get a shot at ramming their hard-ons deep into these suburban twats. This movie ought to be called Housewives That Get Fucked Constantly But Still Crave Being Fucked Even More. But why the fuck are we complaining? This movie's full of hot chicks getting their twats screwed, and that's more than enough for us.