We have to pay our studios for every minute watched and we want to make sure there is a person enjoying this video.
Chances are if you're a foot man (and there's no shame in being an ass man as well), you've already combusted and probably shot a load on this fetching front cover. If so, good for you. Naturally, proper etiquette dictates that you wipe all remnants of slimy DNA off before purchase or rental at the check-out line. Good ahead, use your shirttail. No one's looking. If you think this is good, the contents only get better. You'll probably have to do something about that rank shirttail, though, unless you have other means at your disposal. But once home, who cares?