Remember when you were a kid, and the measure of your 'manliness' was somehow related to whether or not you could write your name in the snow with your most basic writing tool? Well, who knew that those writing skills would someday come in handy? Now, you can take that special talent and use it to write on the bottom of a pretty girl's foot! When you find the right lady, use that rigid prick of yours to scribble your name in large capital letters from her toes to her heel. It's the 'write' thing to do!